Super Bad Dude

 

 

 

 

 

For my 40th birthday, I received this awesome collection of 40 great beers, one of the best gifts ever.

A cheeseburger and hot dogs grilled by me. This almost counts as cooking. And a glass of scotch. I’m on fire!

Leftovers from lunch today, with water and gin and tonic.

My wife and kids are gone for several weeks, leaving me at our new house by myself. I usually don’t eat much when she’s gone, so I am going to document all my meals.

Today for lunch, roast beef sandwich, turkey w/ stuffing sandwich, and an awesome salad. I didn’t make it myself, or even order it. Bam!

Which is better, the movie “Clerks”, or a video of turtles humping on youtube?  Definitely, “Clerks”.  Anyone who disagrees is dumb.

21st century newfangled technology doesn’t prevent me from needing to reverse engineer the proper sequence to make the television tuner actually work. Turn on, wait until blue screen flashes once, turn off, wait until it makes a loud click, turn back on and hope for a picture. If no picture, repeat.

I recommended a restaurant to a co-worker.  He didn’t like it.  And he trashed my recommendation on facebook.  I still like him.

Question is, who had bad taste, me for bad recommendation?  Or him for bashing on facebook?  Deep.

I wore red, white and blue today in honor of the election today. Go America!

Odds are high that I would be selected from among a group of coworkers to be the pole dancer of the evening. Makes no sense to me, but gotta give the people what they want.

These are not the squirrels you are looking for.